Well known pop stars releases new song about whirlwind romance with the tri-state area villain
Cabrina Sarpenter, a popular musician, known for her viral hits such as, “Tea” and “No Thanks No Thanks No Thanks” has not only been making headlines for her music, but also because of her involvement with an actor, Harry Keyogan, whom many humorously compare to what they describe if “Humans evolved from rats” spiking up both fascination and controversy about why Sarpenter would ever be dating this “rodent man.” However, their relationship came to a dramatic end when Keyogan cheated on Sarpenter.
Alfredo Linguini ‘25 said, “How could anyone cheat on Cabrina, he is giving a bad name to us rodent men.”
Although this was an unexpected stop to their relationship, Sarpenter writing lyrics such as “I want you like a loner wants an empty room.” The pop star was quick moving on, releasing a song about a guy “with a thick accent” and “a white jacket” leaving many fans to speculate who this mystery man could be. Speculations about this started quickly spreading throughout worlds, and all eyes were on Sarpenter, until she was spotted in the tristate area at 4:21pm with none other than Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
This came as a surprise for many of Sarpenter’s fans, not only because Sarpenter and Doofenshmirtz are from completely different worlds, but also because Sarpenter was not the first pop star to be involved in this universe.
Shmaylor Twift, a friend of Sarpenter, has been seen in the tristate area as well, even appearing on Phineas and Ferbs talk show, which may stir some controversy between the two singers, not seeing eye to eye on the drama occurring in the tristate area.
Candace Flynn ‘27 said, “Lowkey from the times I have hung out with Vanessa, I kinda lowkey understand Cabrina, on skib Dr. Doofenshmirtz is kinda bad.”
Doofenshmirtz and Sarpenter have been seen together on multiple occasions, their first being at the slushy dog, where Flynn reported their outing while spying on slushy dog worker Jeremy Johnson with binoculars.
Although the two are an unexpected pair, most fans believe they are “end game” especially because they appreciate Sarpenter’s new album “Tall and Spicy” with songs inspired by Doofenshmirtz, fans are hoping there are many more singles like “Chair Science.” Some fans love Cabrina’s bold choice, while others think Doofenshmirtz’s wild personality doesn’t match her vibe. Still, their unexpected connection has everyone talking and keeps the spotlight on her.
