Your phone has just died and you’re in need of some entertainment. You decide to pull out your chromebook in hope of quenching that boredom. You realize that it isn’t connected to the internet, so you try to play the famous dinosaur game. One problem: “The owner of this device turned off the dinosaur game.” What kind of lame is running the chromebooks nowadays? Let us play it. It’s not like it’s a distraction (we are offline after all). They’ve clearly never experienced what it’s like to be seriously down bad for the satisfaction of a dinosaur jumping over cacti.