How the VHS Illuminati Club exposed the lizard teachers
The Illuminati club was established in 2005 on Sept. 12 and have been meeting in secret for the past 20 years in an underground room in the school, this was unknown to the staff and other student body. The Illuminati club was eventually found out, on March 7 they exposed that there are 25 lizard teachers working at the school. Incidentally the lizard teachers were also meeting in another underground room under the school and that’s where our story starts.
The club consisted of 14 members: President Isadora Edardna ‘25, Vice President Sadie Logs ‘25, Secretary Robert Lewis ‘26, Treasure Michel Bins ‘25,
Carlos Carson ‘26, Jennifer Morosa ‘27, Fredericks Leekas ‘28, Penny Jenkins ‘28, Lukas Pakin ‘27, Brain Tuner ‘26, Tabitha Rem ‘27, Daphne Daniels ‘25,
Gregory Andes ‘26 and Oliva Juniper ‘25. All were present during the events of March 7 and all assisted in the capture and exposure of the high abundance of lizard Teachers at Ventura High School.
At 9:43 pm on March 5, Vice President of the Illuminati club, Logs was setting up for the club meeting later that night when she heard something slithering and hissing coming from somewhere in the underground tunnels.
Logs said, “I have been part of the club for all my high school years so I knew these tunnels very well so I wasn’t scared to be alone underground at night but when i heard those sounds i just froze up I didn’t know what to do.”
Logs ended up calling president Edardna for help. She ended up arriving at 9:57. Logs and Edardna went deeper into the tunnels to see where the sounds were coming from.
Edardna said “Then we saw it, a big giant slimy lizard. At first I was scared but then I realized that this was just what our club needed.”
Then, Logs and Edardna ran back to their club room and waited until the rest of their club arrived. The other 12 members all arrived at 10:04 p.m., Edardna then informed them all of the discovery they had made and they started to make a plan to capture the lizard and bring it to custody.
Carson, “We had been looking for these lizard people for years longer than I have been in the club so we were all so excited to finally be able to capture one and expose their kind.”
At 10:15 p.m. they started their plan of capture, ten of the members spread themselves out around the tunnels around all the major exits and entrances, then Logs, Edardna, Lewis and Bins had garlic because lizards hate the smell of garlic, so they intended to chase and block the lizard until they got it locked up in their cage. They executed their plan and by 10:40 they had an angry lizard trapped in a cage. Then they call the authorities and they take the lizard into custody, later a police investigation is underway and the FBI gets involved and on the morning of March 7, 25 lizard teachers were arrested. To thank the Illuminati Club the school is painting a big Illuminati club mural on tuttle gym in celebration.
