Cougar Catnip: Hitch-hiking with Jaime


Alina Reitz

Don’t get me wrong, I love Jaime. He is a great guy who protects our campus! But why waste that sweet golf cart on a solo ride? It would be so amazing for students who are spread thin across campus to hitch a ride from time to time with everyone’s favorite campus security. Listen, I am not the kind of girl who complains and doesn’t try to call for action– I’ve asked MANY times and the answer is always no. I mean, kudos for the consistency, Jaime, but the tireless nights of sore feet have got to end!