Cougie will be the first to ever host an all teenager dating show
Loved by society, it’s the nationwide known Bachelor! This spring, The Bachelor is coming to VHS with cameras and roses to help teenagers find their perfect match just in time for prom. Students will be selected by a random raffle drawn by the host, Cougie. The episodes will be filmed during lunch and nutrition which will average about one hour of dating time a week. Only seniors, juniors and sophomores are allowed to participate. After much discussion, the show will take place in the girls gym in order to achieve the right sound. The gym will be closed from April to May in order to revamp the building for the proper aesthetic.
Cougie said, “I can’t wait to host this show. After years of being this school’s mascot, I knew something big needed to happen. This is the peak of my career. I can’t wait to help students get boyfriends and girlfriends before they graduate.”
Roger Rebbito ‘26 said, “I’ve never had a girlfriend before. I think it could be really good for me to put myself out there before I’m a senior. I really hope I get chosen as the Bachelor. I am very qualified. I can dance and play the guitar and I’m the president of the singles club.”
Varsity basketball player, Jessica Ball ‘25 said, “I can’t believe they’re closing our gym for a stupid reality show. High school relationships never work out anyway. Also why would anyone care to watch a show about real boring high schoolers?”
The bachelor is donating 30 million dollars to the school in support of these experiences. The funding will go towards security gates all around campus. The bachelor will film for 30 days and be aired on Hulu, Netflix, Disney Plus and Amazon. This show is planned to be a massive hit as it is the first time people will see what highschool dating is really like. Everyone will benefit from this experience in every way possible. So will you help support our school find love?
Do you want to apply to be on the first VHS bachelor? Apply now at www.bachelorvhs.con to be considered for an opportunity of a high school lifetime. If accepted, an email will be sent out to parents.
