Scool has help’d no won, here’s y
i beleve this is sumthing we can all agree on- scool is useless. It teeches us things sumtimes but we hav been doing it for over for years. That is mor then enuff time, i mean who even needs to know how to make six paragrafs? i haven’t seen a single person even use what they lerned in scool. And on the topic of using what thay lerned, most peeple just go to work so scool dosent applie. .
Joe Joebert ‘25 sayed, “I know people think that grammer is importent; but iv nevr evn used it.”
Reki Skateboard agreed with Joebert and said, “I dont need to giv yu the sqware root of sixtee for to chek out my groshrees…its not nessasary. Plus I do know my times tables, I do.”
Poll reezults show that 99% of studen’ts dont think scool is importent. Howevr ther r sum things that our don to beneefit the studen’ts, like lunch but sumtimes enuff is enuff. sientists hav discuvrd that their r so many studen’ts that suffr from homwork. Homwork has ben nown to attak studen’ts in the past, but with the resent influcks of studen’ts it has got worser. The homwork attaks hav grately effected studen’ts, messng up they’re sleep scedule.
Cherry McSauce ‘28 said, “My sleep scedule is absolutely cooked, I hav too get up at five evn tho I wen’t to bed at for.”
Sleep is very importent for us studen’ts, not everywon can be amazeing as us without sleep. Tis quiet unethicale to hav studen’ts do such extensiv work without propar sleep, however we our geniusees. Scool also takez up insan amount’s of time. I hav luandry to do, and insted of doin my laundry I am atending class. Even doin luandry is mor entertianing then scool.
Langa Snowboard ‘25 said, “i hate scool soo mutch its soo boaring we hav to wakeup earley and lern alot of stuf its soo anoying.”
Not onley is it boaring but sumer brek is only to months long. Onlee to. That is completly unaceptable, we ned much longr breks to be aeble to work at are full potenshal. Havng to do mass amunts of work in onlee won awour and twonty minutes is very dificolt. Sum ways to combat tis preidiciment culd be to serv ice crem every day. Evn tho sum people are in avadanced class’s that dosen’t mean they’re smart studen’ts. It ackshually means that they r cheeting because it is impossible. Based on a study don by me 99.999% of studen’ts cheet on they’re scool work.
Joe Joebert said, “I will be honest since I’m graduating soon, as the top student here I do cheat. In fact the response I’m writing is being done with CatPTG 6.1. The study is definitely correct.”
We ned to reduse the amount of peeple goin to scool, and stop evn having scool. Scool shuld onlee be used when sumwon is bein bad becus no won liks it.
