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Hot Lettuce Episode 5: Nemo sucks

Hot Lettuce Episode 5: Nemo sucks
March 6, 2019

Learnt stupidity, natural stupidity, supernatural stupidity, stupid stupidity and more await you in this brand new episode of Warm Cabbage. Cast: Miles Bennett, Max Bolle, Miranda Burke and Marie...

Hot Lettuce Episode 4: Mark Wahlberg

Hot Lettuce Episode 4: Mark Wahlberg
December 1, 2018

Raisin Bran is super gross. We don't talk about Raisin Bran in the episode, I just think it's disgusting. Like why would you eat Raisin Bran when you could eat literally anything else. Alright, I'm...

Hot Lettuce Episode 3: The Spooktober Spooktacular

Hot Lettuce Episode 3: The Spooktober Spooktacular
October 31, 2018

Alright fellas, get ready for the Hot Lettuce Halloween special! Guest starring the ghost of Tom Cruise (but you can't hear him cuz he's a ghost). Cast: Miles Bennett, Max Bolle, Marie Tallent and...

Hot Lettuce Episode 2: Jesus saves the day

Hot Lettuce Episode 2: Jesus saves the day
October 10, 2018

Apparently, someone made a superhero movie about Jesus Christ. Apparently, in Europeans used to bring animals to court and sue them. Apparently, all hope is lost. Cast: Miles Bennett, Max Bolle,...

Hot Lettuce Episode 1: The Cat in the Hat is a creep

Hot Lettuce Episode 1: The Cat in the Hat is a creep
September 15, 2018

In this episode, Thanos is revealed to have major big fool energy, some scandalous tea is spilt about Disney and Mike Myers dressed playing a cat is still a cursed image that shouldn't exist. Cast:...

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