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Hot Lettuce Episode 5: Nemo sucks

Hot Lettuce Episode 5: Nemo sucks
March 6, 2019

Learnt stupidity, natural stupidity, supernatural stupidity, stupid stupidity and more await you in this brand new episode of Warm Cabbage. Cast: Miles Bennett, Max Bolle, Miranda Burke and Marie...

Hot Lettuce Episode 4: Mark Wahlberg

Hot Lettuce Episode 4: Mark Wahlberg
December 1, 2018

Raisin Bran is super gross. We don't talk about Raisin Bran in the episode, I just think it's disgusting. Like why would you eat Raisin Bran when you could eat literally anything else. Alright, I'm...

Hot Lettuce Episode 3: The Spooktober Spooktacular

Hot Lettuce Episode 3: The Spooktober Spooktacular
October 31, 2018

Alright fellas, get ready for the Hot Lettuce Halloween special! Guest starring the ghost of Tom Cruise (but you can't hear him cuz he's a ghost). Cast: Miles Bennett, Max Bolle, Marie Tallent and...

Hot Lettuce Episode 2: Jesus saves the day

Hot Lettuce Episode 2: Jesus saves the day
October 10, 2018

Apparently, someone made a superhero movie about Jesus Christ. Apparently, in Europeans used to bring animals to court and sue them. Apparently, all hope is lost. Cast: Miles Bennett, Max Bolle,...

Hot Lettuce Episode 1: The Cat in the Hat is a creep

Hot Lettuce Episode 1: The Cat in the Hat is a creep
September 15, 2018

In this episode, Thanos is revealed to have major big fool energy, some scandalous tea is spilt about Disney and Mike Myers dressed playing a cat is still a cursed image that shouldn't exist. Cast:...

Interview with Drama Kids Curt and Terra

Interview with Drama Kids Curt and Terra
June 13, 2018

  Miles interviews seniors Courtney Caldwell and Terra Bransfield on their time in the VHS Drama Department. Featuring: groovy good times, surprise kisses, a few goofs,...

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