100 word rant: Seagulls are the rats of the sky


Photo by: Livia Vertucci

Livia Vertucci

I don’t know how often you hang out on the senior lawn but the seagulls — AKA the rats of the sky — are literally terrible. The second a student steps away to watch an epic dance battle the seagull’s attack! They swoop down, unlatch their infuriating traps and snatch student’s very nutritional lunch. I swear seagulls were sent to earth to torment us, what purpose do they have? Other than being the heathens of the sky, seagulls do nothing to further society. Why do they get to suck while I have to go to school? They’re useless, it makes me mad.