100 word rant: microchips and crocodiles


Crocodile that people are worried that they will turn into. Photo by: Elise Sisk

Elise Sisk

Now we’ve all heard the rumor that the COVID-19 vaccine contains a microchip. And that theory itself is crazy. But people can get even crazier than that. The president of Brazil believes that the COVID-19 vaccine will turn you into a crocodile. Yep, you heard me, a crocodile. He warns his citizens “if you turn into a crocodile, it’s your problem.” His reasoning? He’s not getting vaccinated. This man was elected to public office! Now, I thought that the microchip conspiracies were way out there, but this is just insane. This theory seems like something straight out of the Animorphs books.