Cougar Catnip: They’re starving us!


Sophia Nacu

I thought prom was going to be the most beautiful, magical night of my life… Until I found out I wasn’t going to be able to eat dinner! I understand that beverages are free and so is dessert, but I genuinely don’t think this’ll end well, I mean imagine it! Seriously, like 200 kids coked up on sugar from 7 to 11 p.m? Hello? Sugar highs don’t last that long!  At 8 p.m. I predicted that everyone will be on the verge of sleep or passed out. Why’d I pay 70 bucks if I can’t eat anything of actual sustenance? Ugh bye.